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时间: 2008.07.02 12:09:00 
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高考完了,中考将来...考题千奇百怪,答卷也五花八门。真佩服现在的学生啊,思维跳脱,
天马行空,和我们那时候的循规蹈矩,差别太大了,呵呵。看一组语文试卷中的填空题---                                                          
                                                                           
1.__________,为伊消得人憔悴                                         
同学答:宽衣解带终不悔                                                
(正解为"衣带渐宽终不悔",偶承认这个是思想有问题)                     
                                                                           
2.问渠哪得清如许,__________                                         
同学答:心中自有清泉在                                                
(正解为"唯有源头活水来",咱还是和水粘了点边~~~)                      
                                                                           
3.何当共剪西窗烛,__________                                         
同学答:夫妻对坐到天明                                                
(语文老师阅卷时笑晕。后在课堂时说此事,又晕!正解为"却话巴山夜雨时") 
                                                                           
4.蚍蜉撼大树,__________                                             
同学答:一动也不动                                                    
(正解为"可笑不自量"。一动也不动,赫赫,很符合事实阿)                 
                                                                           
5.君子成人之美,__________                                           
同学答:小人夺人所爱                                                  
(直接晕死)                                                           
                                                                           
6.穷则独善其身,__________                                           
同学答:富则妻妾成群                                                  
(正解:达则兼济天下)                                                 
                                                                           
7.__________,天下谁人不识君                                         
同学答:只要貌似萨达姆                                                
(汗|||....)                                                         
                                                                           
8.后宫佳丽三千人,__________                                         
同学答:铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~                                          
(正解为"三千宠爱在一身")                                             
                                                                           
9.身有彩凤双飞翼,__________                                         
同学答:拔毛凤凰不如鸡                                                
还有个同学答:夫妻双双把家还                                          
(正解为"心有灵犀一点通")                                             
                                                                           
10.东边日出西边雨,__________                                        
同学答:床头打架床尾合                                                
还有个同学答:上错花轿嫁对郎                                          
                                                                           
11.__________,糟糠之妻不下堂                                        
     同学答:结发之夫不上床                                                
    (语文老师暴怒!)                                                     
                                                                           
12.但愿人长久,__________                                            
同学答:一颗永流传                                                    
(当时狂笑,现在觉得挺经典的。正解为"千里共婵娟")                     
                                                                           
13.西塞山前白鹭飞,__________                                        
同学答:东村河边爬乌龟                                                
(对的挺工整的)                                                       
                                                                           
14.我劝天公重抖擞,__________                                        
同学答:天公对我吼三吼                                                
(正解为"不拘一格降人才",龚自珍)                                     
                                                                           
15.天生我才必有用,__________                                        
同学答:关键时刻显神通                                                
又有同学答:老鼠儿子会打洞                                            
(整办公室的语文老师集体毫无形象的狂笑)                               
                                                                           
16.天若有情天亦老,__________                                        
同学答:人不风流枉少年!                                              
(正解为"月若无恨月长圆" 李贺《
金铜仙人辞汉歌》 )                      
                                                                           
17.洛阳亲友如相问,__________                                        
同学答:请你不要告诉他                                                
(正解为"一片冰心在玉壶")                                             
                                                                           
18.期末考试出对联, 上联是英雄宝刀未老                                
该初三同学对下联为:老娘丰韵尤存                                     
                                                                           
19.良药苦口利于病,__________                                        
同学答:不吃才是大傻瓜                                                
人生自古谁无死,__________                                            
同学答:只是死的有先后                                                
(结局:家长会后被老师留下来训话鸟……)
 
                                                                           
20.床前明月光,__________                                            
同学答:李白睡的香                                                    
                                                                           
21.管中窥豹,__________                                              
同学答:吓我一跳                                                      
(哈哈哈!正解为"可见一斑")                                            
                                                                           
22.__________,飞入寻常百姓家                                        
同学答:康佳彩霸电视机                                                
                                                                           
23.葡萄美酒夜光杯,__________                                        
同学答:金钱美人一大堆                                                
                                                                           
24.__________,路上行人欲断魂                                        
初一学生的杰作:半夜三更鬼敲门                                        
                                                                           
25.还有次考陶渊明的"吾不能为五斗米折腰",同学填的是"给我六斗就可以"…
 
                                                                           
26.老吾老以及人之老,__________                                      
同学答:妻吾妻以及人之妻                                              
(老师后来评卷时说那个同学特别具有奉献精神,哈哈)                     
                                                                           
27.想当年,金戈铁马,__________                                      
同学答:看今朝,死缠烂打                                              
(正解为"气吞万里如虎")                                               
                                                                           
28.五年级的一次考试就考到了"三个臭皮匠,__________"                  
同学答:臭味都一样                                                    
(把监考和外面的校长笑翻了)                                           
                                                                           
29.初一的学生对对子,"登城白云间揽山色入怀,__________"              
同学答:我到酒店去抱小姐上床                                          
(他的语文老师差点当场吐血而亡)                                       
                                                                           
30.两情若是长久时,__________                                        
同学答:该是两人成婚时                                                
                                                                           
31.沉舟侧畔千帆过,__________                                        
同学答:孔雀开屏花样多                                                
                                                                           
32.书到用时方恨少,__________                                        
同学答:钱到月底不够花                                                
                                                                           
33.天若有情天亦老,__________                                        
同学答:人若有情死得早                                                
(正解为"月若无恨月长圆")                                             
                                                                           
34.人生自古谁无死,__________                                        
同学答:有谁大便不带纸                                                
(没有语言了...)                                                      
                                                                           
35.有次考李清照的如梦令,"知否?知否?___________"                   
同学答:SORRY,SORRY ,I DON'T KNOW...                                
(正解为"应是绿肥红瘦")                                               
                                                                           
36.有次考鲁迅先生某句:"___________,我以我血溅轩辕"                 
同学答:他以他刀插我身                                                
                                                                           
37.语文考试,填空里有一首革命诗:"为人进出的门紧锁着,
________________,一个声音高喊着:_________________我渴望自由,但人的
身躯怎能从狗洞子里爬出…"
同学答:为狗爬出的洞也锁着 / 他妈的,都锁着!                         
                                                                           
38.千山万水总是情,___________                                       
同学答:多给一分行不行                                                
(批卷老师对了一句:情是情,分是分,多给一分都不行)                   
                                                                           
                                                                           
39.高一的时候,一次月考,上句"仰天大笑出门去,(正解)我辈岂是蓬蒿人"。
班上有人写:一不小心扭到腰。 还有一句,上句:"清水出芙蓉,(正解)天然
去雕饰"。有人写,淤泥出莲藕;还有人更绝,写:乱世出英雄                  
                                                                           
40. 问君能有几多愁,___________                                     
同学答:恰似一壶二锅头                                                
(老师批"你喝多了……")
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周二  
时间: 2008.07.02 10:16:00 
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没有深海寻鱼
反而火锅 卡拉OK
坐疼了屁股
玩烂了手机游戏
“尼古丁中毒”了
只想到一句话“**圈不好混呀!!!”
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倒叙  
时间: 2008.07.02 10:14:00 
混乱忙碌了一周,终于可以在周五的下午偷得半日闲,和同事们一起山吧去啦。在那个潮湿的山间客栈里,我们仿佛回到了童年时代,一群平均年龄已然超过2*的人,叽哩哇啦的跳绳、迈步、喊号,可是相当的认真哦!晚上的DISCO PARTY,让我们又时空穿梭般的飞进了80年代初的舞厅一般,呵呵,捡了无数的笑话。同事的歌技就只有一个字来形容——赞!!!好吃的农家饭让我们丢掉斯文、规矩,所有人都站起来伸长筷子,大口吃肉,大口喝饮料/酒……

阿宝带我去了海淀,吃了美味的云南菜,想起了远在昆明的苹果姐姐。带我夜游了军艺校园,感慨着他曾经成长过的地方,而我的记忆和十年前的匆匆一瞥却完全没办法重叠。十年,真的挺久的哦!!!谁曾想过十年前的某个瞬间,我们曾经同时出现在这个校园的不同角落呢!

不记得名字的小路上,街两旁的小店,拎着长裙走在雨后湿滑的路上,吃着羊肉串、毛豆,买着西瓜、零食,不用担心时间,只是那么随意的走着,自在着……

午后,在雨中的码头旁,大树下,小院子里,一边吃着湘菜,一边望着淅淅沥沥的小雨、码头、游船,恍惚以为我们到了江南水乡,就这么懒懒的欣赏着雨景,惬意着……

Dinner with Rain and Christina, 中8楼,又云南了一下。

这个Weekend, 就是吃美了,吃撑了,哈哈!

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时间: 2008.06.24 18:54:00 


aboutpanda

累了

今天说了无数的话
说到喉咙沙哑

今天经历了多个状态起伏
已经瘫软无力 不再神经紧绷了

终于在一点混乱中
理清头绪 落定尘埃

可以在下班前冲杯我最爱的蜂蜜柚子茶
接个sweet sweet的电话
化个cat cat的眼线
又Relax了
Waiting for My “Kung Fu Panda”

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时间: 2008.06.22 18:50:00 
标签: phone


090.
它生病了 可能会“阵亡”
有点感伤
陪我转战大江南北数载
记录过我的生活
我喜怒哀乐的点点滴滴
一切的一切它只是默默陪伴

也许是到了该退休的日子
也许是到了一段时期的结束
也许也只是也许

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时间: 2008.06.22 17:21:00 
标签: Pizza 小聚
对于本次聚会,八卦的记忆不太深刻,也许因为去之前该八的已经八完了。只记得在我到之前,2个不太讲义气的人已经点好菜大快朵颐了,而我也一边讲电话一边加入战斗。印象中好大的pizza,拍了很多自恋的照片,嘻嘻哈哈的笑声,漂亮的火柴盒,修的乱七八糟的马路,很热很闷的电公车(没空调,不开窗……),还有不穿上衣的肥阿叔乘客……虽然一切没发生在奥体附件,但毕竟要是如此被四处闲逛的客人看到也不太好吧。扯远了,扯远了,呵呵!

084
趁我打电话就大肆“攻城略地”的两个人
083
磨刀霍霍向Pizza, 加入“战斗”
086
成功V
085
××××过后
087

089
偶做的造型,摄影哦!!!
088

081

082

08022:00以后的朝阳路,赌的混沌不堪!
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S Event  
时间: 2008.06.22 15:42:00 
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奥运中国年,所以一切都要够中国,够奥运。加油!!!加油!!!
078京剧脸谱

079青花瓷

077

076

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状态  
时间: 2008.06.22 12:44:00 
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见了很久没见的小C,依旧,依旧!
见了时常QQ的Michael,妆面依然完美无瑕!
 
C说我现在的状态很适合GM
Really?
Who knows what will happen in tomorrow morning.
But, i love it.
I love 现在的状态
 
SATISFIED!
COMFORTABLE!
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有感  
时间: 2008.06.22 12:38:00 
“我希望我的女儿,首先能够从真实不虚的生活中懂得生命意义。如果她慢慢懂得了衣食是一种大事,勤俭是一种美德,心静是一种大气,宽容是一种真爱,知晓是一种最好,那天下还有什么功课她拿不到A的呢? ”
                                                            ————池莉
111

在这个浮华绚烂的社会里,又有多少人能够分辨生活的真实和虚幻;又有多少人能真正懂得生命的意义呢?至少我是用了很多年,去慢慢长大,慢慢懂得脚踏实地,虽然也伴有女人式的幻想,但已经可以分清楚那个叫幻想了。:)
 
在世界经济衰退的现在(广播里说的),勤俭是一种美德被再次放大,如何省钱成为热门话题,抠门即将成为最in,新简约主义大有取代新奢华主义之势,而其实生活本来就该这样。在这个日趋冷静的水瓶年代,越来越多的人们不再盲目追从,我们不是为了赶时髦而去环保、去节俭,而是真真正正去理解,实实在在的去行动。
 
在人们极度质疑80后、90后的责任感时,一场我们不愿看到的山崩地裂,让人们感动叛逆背后的勇气、淡定、坚持和爱…… 然后各种名目的评选热闹非凡,真的很有必要吗???我想在那危在旦夕的时刻,没有人会考虑到日后的评选,只是简单的真心而为吧。
 
美好其实一直都在~~
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